Vince Vaughn Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Vince Vaughn used to live in our condo, presumably before he got famous. Every single day we seem to get mail for Mr. Vaughn. Scripts, requests for donations, fan mail, you name it. Please, if you want to get in touch with Vince, don't send things to Rossmore Ave. He's not here. It's a very small place, just big enough for two people and a sweet grey cat. No room for movie stars. Or their movie star girlfriends (that's right, Jen's not here either). Please, I beg you, no more mail for Vince.